Every four years, the American people wake up on a cool November morning and realize what the hell they just did. Yup, it's election time and that means another chance for the American people to come together and choose for the candidate that sucks less.

Al Gore is apparently getting sued by the dude who founder The Weather Channel. Why is he suing? Because Al Gore is apparently perpetuating a lie and global warming is indeed false.

Apparently the earths warming was caused by natural cycles of the sun. Apparently we are currently in a global cool meaning there is no global warming, but global cooling. Whatever, I'm still not going to invest in a Prius just yet.