Every four years, the American people wake up on a cool November morning and realize what the hell they just did. Yup, it's election time and that means another chance for the American people to come together and choose for the candidate that sucks less.

So, tomorrow is the day of the biggest race of the century! Complete with a STEAL CAGE! THE ULTIMATE WORLD DOMINATION TITLE IS ON THE LINE!

See, marketing even makes a crappy primary in two states sound more fun. Okay, so maybe this primary could make or break Hillary, but still, it's a crappy little two state event.

Anyway, this election shit is totally getting old. I know, this is some important shit, but this horse is totally dead.