So, tomorrow is the day of the biggest race of the century! Complete with a STEAL CAGE! THE ULTIMATE WORLD DOMINATION TITLE IS ON THE LINE!

See, marketing even makes a crappy primary in two states sound more fun. Okay, so maybe this primary could make or break Hillary, but still, it's a crappy little two state event.

Anyway, this election shit is totally getting old. I know, this is some important shit, but this horse is totally dead.