I know I know, information is power and all that shit. But seriously, i don't give a flying fuck who you are, if i am looking up information on the internet, it better be free. It I can't buy it in a fucking book, it sure as fuck better be free. I don't want to have to pay for your god damn articles or pay to read your newspaper online. That's just bullshit!

If you are selling an e-book, then i'll give. But if you posted a news story or have one article or white paper on how to do something, then blow it out of your ass. You know why? BECAUSE I CAN GET IT FREE SOMEWHERE ELSE!

That has got to be the dumbest god damn thing i have ever heard. Just post what you have to say and be business-minded enough to realize that if people actually like what you have to say, they might come back and you can get ad revenue. Or, better yet, they might hire you as a consultant or something because you know what you are talking about.

 

Remember that old Hanson song? Yeah i know, it'll be in your head the rest of the day. Anyone else used to think the one on the right was a chick?

 

So I've blogged before about the bubble 2.0. Not much really has changed. It's just now really starting. And by starting, i mean it's at stage one. It may just look like another day on the internet but the bubble is here; and it's going to look a hell of a lot different than the last one.

So PZ is right. I have been MIA lately. He hinted at an altercation with Oprah but he doesn't know the details. Approximately a week ago I was sitting in my apartment watching dirty jobs and eating a homemade shephards pie when my door burst open. Oprah jumped into my living room wearing hockey pads and she started screaming, "YOU DARE NOT SPEAK ILL OF EMPORERESS OPRAH!" I said to her, "you better fix my door and get your crazy estrogen charged self our of my apartment or something bad is gonna happen!" Just then a horde of Oprah's dreaded flying monkeys screeched into my apartment. The next thing I know, I've woken up in a dungeon in the middle of Argentina. I realize all I'm wearing is a loincloth and I'm holding an axe. I look around and there are dozens of middle aged women holding gift bags from bath and body works and miniature dvd players, cheering for blood. Just then Oprah burst through a doorway on a chariot carrying a flaming spear and wearing nothing but nipple-armor. She screams, "NOW WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" Well, needless to say I wasn't about to die from the hands of Oprah. So I did what any red blooded American man would do. I ran away as fast as I could. I hacked my way through the crowd ran through the jungle until I reached a small village, traded a kidney for a plane ticket to Chicago and some pants, and just got home ready to write something on Awkblog. Along the way I told the Argentinian military that Oprah was hiding in the jungle so they carpet-bombed the area. I don't know if Oprah made it out or not, but one things for sure, I got the hell out of there. Anyway what was I talking about?

Oh right. Gibson.

Read this: Gibson Sues Wal-Mart

 

 

 

So who's royally fucked? Motorolla is royally fucked! Apparently these dick lickers have mis managed the shit out of the top cell phone company to the point where they are being forced to split off their cell phone division.

This is just sad. I don't care how many degrees you have from what school, you can't fuck around on the job and expect to get anywhere. It's uncompitant ass holes like this wh make me think positive about my future.

-Wahalla

I'm not sayin, i'm just sayin....... Chris Anderson is a douche bag. If you are wonder who this giants sac of whatever the fuck a douche is used for is, he's the ass hole who invented the Longtail. Really, he's the asshole who said "You know, I bet you could make a lot of money by selling small quantities of a bunch of different shit."He wrote a whole book about it and had a tour and is touted as some world famous economist and all that bullshit.

You know, if i realized walking inside a Wal-Mart and figuring out how they made money made me a world famous economist, then tap dancing christ, hand me my Nobel Prize now. In fact, find a time machine and go back to when I was in 8th grade and hand me a Nobel Prize..... Christ this guy makes John Edwards and Oprah look like dildos instead of douches.

Well, now Capitan Obvious has a new theory. Well, okay, it's not new, he said it last summer, but still. He's in the process of writing a new book and making people who can't think for themselves salivate over the thought of another product of capitan obvious. The theory? Apparently, people like free shit. Really? You're kidding! Free? Apparently, not charging for non-tangible goods online is the wave of the future. Like not charging for video feeds on CNN.com or CBS.com . This guy is awesome at coming to the table with an "Idea" after everyone has adopted it and I called it. Well now that Chris Anderson has declared that free shit is good and has stolen what I said back when I was 5 and didn't have any money but really wanted a pony, I suppose you should give the guy another fucking medal.