Every four years, the American people wake up on a cool November morning and realize what the hell they just did. Yup, it's election time and that means another chance for the American people to come together and choose for the candidate that sucks less.

We've decided to launch a new site. It's a lot different looking but don't worry, we're still here.

-PZ

I know I know, information is power and all that shit. But seriously, i don't give a flying fuck who you are, if i am looking up information on the internet, it better be free. It I can't buy it in a fucking book, it sure as fuck better be free. I don't want to have to pay for your god damn articles or pay to read your newspaper online. That's just bullshit!

If you are selling an e-book, then i'll give. But if you posted a news story or have one article or white paper on how to do something, then blow it out of your ass. You know why? BECAUSE I CAN GET IT FREE SOMEWHERE ELSE!

That has got to be the dumbest god damn thing i have ever heard. Just post what you have to say and be business-minded enough to realize that if people actually like what you have to say, they might come back and you can get ad revenue. Or, better yet, they might hire you as a consultant or something because you know what you are talking about.

 In case you  are wondering why Jonesey hasn't been posting in a while, it's because he's been busy with the Awkward lawyer trying to sort this mess out.

Oprah is apparently sueing us for "using her name with out her permission." or some bullshit like that. We've been keeping it under wraps until we knew we are in the clear, which we are. Freedom of speach and all of that.

 The drama really came to it's peak when we met with Oprah and her lawyers. I swear to you it was the dumbest thing ever. First of all, Oprah is crazy. She kept asking to be refered to as "Queen Oprah of the Harpo Kingdom" and for some reason, refused to sit in a chair that wasn't made of suede. She actually had some guy bring in one of those chairs from her show to sit on.

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You're right, this has absolutely nothing to do with marketing. But it's freaky and cool at the same time so everyone should see it. It's a Robot Dog made by Boston Dynamics with funding from the defense department. As someone pointed out to me, if this isn't classified, think about all the shit that is.

Creepy.