Remarkable is something that causes a remark. It's a resume where you list you used to hunt unicorns in Cambodia, it's a website that ranks the fastest lawnmowers in the world, it's an airline that doesn't nickle and dime. Remarkable means something worth talking about.

 In case you  are wondering why Jonesey hasn't been posting in a while, it's because he's been busy with the Awkward lawyer trying to sort this mess out.

Oprah is apparently sueing us for "using her name with out her permission." or some bullshit like that. We've been keeping it under wraps until we knew we are in the clear, which we are. Freedom of speach and all of that.

 The drama really came to it's peak when we met with Oprah and her lawyers. I swear to you it was the dumbest thing ever. First of all, Oprah is crazy. She kept asking to be refered to as "Queen Oprah of the Harpo Kingdom" and for some reason, refused to sit in a chair that wasn't made of suede. She actually had some guy bring in one of those chairs from her show to sit on.