So who's royally fucked? Motorolla is royally fucked! Apparently these dick lickers have mis managed the shit out of the top cell phone company to the point where they are being forced to split off their cell phone division.

This is just sad. I don't care how many degrees you have from what school, you can't fuck around on the job and expect to get anywhere. It's uncompitant ass holes like this wh make me think positive about my future.

-Wahalla

I'm not sayin, i'm just sayin....... Chris Anderson is a douche bag. If you are wonder who this giants sac of whatever the fuck a douche is used for is, he's the ass hole who invented the Longtail. Really, he's the asshole who said "You know, I bet you could make a lot of money by selling small quantities of a bunch of different shit."He wrote a whole book about it and had a tour and is touted as some world famous economist and all that bullshit.

You know, if i realized walking inside a Wal-Mart and figuring out how they made money made me a world famous economist, then tap dancing christ, hand me my Nobel Prize now. In fact, find a time machine and go back to when I was in 8th grade and hand me a Nobel Prize..... Christ this guy makes John Edwards and Oprah look like dildos instead of douches.

Well, now Capitan Obvious has a new theory. Well, okay, it's not new, he said it last summer, but still. He's in the process of writing a new book and making people who can't think for themselves salivate over the thought of another product of capitan obvious. The theory? Apparently, people like free shit. Really? You're kidding! Free? Apparently, not charging for non-tangible goods online is the wave of the future. Like not charging for video feeds on CNN.com or CBS.com . This guy is awesome at coming to the table with an "Idea" after everyone has adopted it and I called it. Well now that Chris Anderson has declared that free shit is good and has stolen what I said back when I was 5 and didn't have any money but really wanted a pony, I suppose you should give the guy another fucking medal.